Saturday, December 15, 2007

Scrooge's as he is...

Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.
Why did he do that?
He was trying to save time!

What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Scrooge broke his clock, he punched and then stamped on it
Why did he do that?
He said it was self-defence. He said the clock struck first!

Teacher: If I have 20p and ask Scrooge for another 30p how much will I have?
Pupil: Please, miss, 20p!
Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.
Pupil: Please, miss, you don't know Scrooge!

Scrooge: Are you superstitious?'
'Not at all,' came the reply.
'Good,' Scrooge said. 'Then will you lend me £13 please?'

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