Saturday, December 15, 2007
Scrooge's as he is...
Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.
Why did he do that?
He was trying to save time!
What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?
Mean-opoly.
Scrooge broke his clock, he punched and then stamped on it
Why did he do that?
He said it was self-defence. He said the clock struck first!
Teacher: If I have 20p and ask Scrooge for another 30p how much will I have?
Pupil: Please, miss, 20p!
Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.
Pupil: Please, miss, you don't know Scrooge!
Scrooge: Are you superstitious?'
'Not at all,' came the reply.
'Good,' Scrooge said. 'Then will you lend me £13 please?'
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