Monday, August 18, 2008

This will make U laugh...if not I don't know lah...

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. James the Dragon Slayer is obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day James revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for James to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause James readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch; and that tests had shown that only the saliva of James would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned James. Horatio then slipped James the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, James worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and James left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, James found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, James couldn't have cared less; and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh told him to f*** off.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned James.

The moral of the story - Pay your bills

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