Thursday, January 21, 2010

Black & Decker

These are the latest that have been sent to me - enjoy.

"Hi Mum, how are you?"

"Hi Son, where are you? I thought you were with your father at Bunnings

"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"

"What happened?"

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."

"What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"

"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."

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